...that make me think I must go on a strict diet/exercise/beauty program:
"Mommy, your tummy is STILL big. Why is it still SO big?"
Ellie: "Mom, don't you have a comb or something"
Me: "Why"
Ellie: "Cause your hair is atrosious"
"Mommy, do you need some magic tea so you will be skinny"
Me: "This looks not good on me"
Ellie: "That's cause your still kinda chunky."
"Mommy sometimes when I sit on your lap, and Kailey isn't on your lap, I remember when she was still in your tummy, cause it still looks like she is"
And Finally:
Ellie- squashing and patting my tummy
Me: "What are you doing?"
Ellie: "I'm unfatting you"
The abuse I take from a four year old.
3 comments:
Oh my.... Just FYI, you're beautiful and your hair is, too. Nothing like a boost from your first born for your just post-baby self esteem!! Maybe she needs to attend diversity training! I actually got something out of that class...:)
jill, im dying over this, sitting here crying i am laughing so hard.
i got this one, "mommy are you having another baby?" no molly, i'm not... "well it sure looks like you are."
I totally understand where you are with this. Kaden came up to me one day and rubbed my belly and said "Mommy you have another baby in there! I can feel it, now we can have two babies." I said no Kaden there is no baby in there and he said " well i felt it moving!"
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